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So here is some bummer news from The Hills.Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge have been living together for a number of seasons now. But Audrina announced on Mondays episode of The Hillsthat she has found a place of her own. Though she says that her beau Justin Bobby will not be moving in with her. Audrina claims that LC is totally cool with her moving out but for the people who watch the show know, LC was shocked and surprised that Audrina decided to live independently.

You know this is gonna take the show downhill because Audrina is the hot one that people watch the show for. I was hoping for a late Friday night drunk kiss in one of the episodes but I didn’t get that. And now there is no shot for it. Don’t worry though. The Lauren Conrad sex tape will surface soon enough and after The Hills gets cancelled Audrina will probably persue a career in porn. I would post the Audrina Patridge nude pics now but they have been taken down from practically every site on the internet.

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I save these “girl with big tits in a bikini” posts for days when news is slow or for when I’m out of comish for day or two because of some embassy situation or an overabundance of dirty martinis. So here she is y’all. Audrina Patridge, the poor little rich girl wit the big tits. Of all the girls on the Hills I like her best, because she sold early and she sold out fast and went right to posing nude. She’s like the trailer trash of Laguna Hills, even though she’s probably never seen the inside of a double wide. Call me Audrina, mine’s got 50″ plasma and a whirlpool tub. I’ll bring the pork cracklins and beer.

I have never seen a single episode of the Hills because the previews have always been enough of a deterrent to watching. The previews also tell you everything you need to know about the characters. Yes, characters. That ain’t no reality show. Anyway, in every preview Audrina has a perma-smug expression like she’s better than you, me, and the rest of the world. I wonder if she’s looked at the ridiculous unphotoshopped pics of herself from a recent shoot. Maybe puffing on a ciggy while dressed like the gay biker in the Village People, and somehow managing to turn your flat stomach into a gut is the new sexy? I don’t think so. Surely Audrina has to now concede that she’s better than only 95% of the world . . .

Oh and if you want see more of Audrina Patridge nude, well of course you can head over to the NSFW section.