Ashlee Simpson
Apparently It Was Couples Flat-Ironing Night . . .
Oct 9th
Like your average 15 year old, I <3 Pete Wentz. Only I’m not 15 so it’s quite possible that I have a serious problem being that I really do have a crush on the seemingly tortured, emo boy who is skinnier than I am. Anyway, Ashlee Simpson snagged my Pete away about a year ago and since then I’ve been okay with it since they do make a cute couple, plus as far as talentless starlets he could have done a hell of a lot worse.
Anyway, Ashlee and Pete are innocuously cute without being sickening . . . until now. Look at their matching coifs! These pictures inspire fantasy conversations between the two in which Pete’s stylist asks Ashlee’s stylist to borrow her flat iron. Or, maybe, to create economies of scale they just share the same stylist. Whatever the case, neither one of their dos at Moveline’s Hollywood Life Style Awards is flattering. And together they are just plain ridiculous.
What a Difference Two Years Makes
Sep 26th
It’s okay to hate Ashlee Simpson. Say what you want about how poseurish her whole black hair, punk days were; I agree. Insist that you hate her music and her voice; again, I agree. Recall how idiotic her little jig dance was on Saturday Night Live after she exposed herself as a lip-syncher and got nervous; very true–she looked ridiculous. But let me tell you what she managed to do that I admire–Ashlee became pretty.
Ashlee’s new album’s promotional pics have just been released, and I have to hand it to her–the girl has done well with her new look. Her surgeon really is to be commended. As well, her stylist has brought back her blonde hair and softened her look. Her smaller nose and softer look render her very feminine, and gone is her whole fake-punk, tough-girl look and act. Dare I say it? Ashlee is hot! That is something I thought I’d never say a couple of years ago. Check out the additional new promotional pics below.
