Ashlee Simpson
Ashlee Simpson Is Ready To Pop
Oct 31st
Happy Halloween bitches! As you all know Ashlee Simpson is preggers. They announced the pregnancy after the wedding but you know he hit that shit before they exchanged vows. Pete Wentz is a douche bag deluxe but I am very much so jealous of him for bagging a hottie like Ashlee Simpson. He says the pregnancy is pretty far along and that she is ready to pop any minutes now. He recently went on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS FM radio show and had this to say, ” She wants to have it because it’s, like, a struggle to go up and down the stairs…going out in public’s insane.”
Wentz went on to say, “She’s hot all the time,” added Wentz. “She’s like ‘I wish I was in Canada right now.’ Our room temperature is set to, like, 34 degrees. It’s insane!” It’s insane dude! He went on to say she keeps leaving the toilet seat up and clothes on the floor, it’s insane! She keeps getting morning sickness and migraines, it’s insane! She uses my eyeliner and steals my nail polish, it’s insane! A Lot of things are goin’ on right now it’s crazy. I mean insane, INSANE!
KABANG Ashlee Simpson!
Jun 10th
God. Damn.
Ashlee Simpson’s rack has gone from great to awesome now that she’s eating for two. I figure she has about 3 more weeks of complete hotness before the grossness sets in and we have to write her off till Christmas. I’m not saying that pregnant girls are gross. Wait, yes I am totally saying that.
KABANG!
May 8th
Erm. Something’s definitely different about Ashlee Simpson. Did she color her hair? New cut? Is that a new shirt? WHAT IS IT?
Ashlee, who got engaged to rocker boyfriend PETE WENTZ last month, has recently been subject of rumours surrounding a possible pregnancy.
But the eye-catching size of her bust pictured above will only increase speculation, as it looks like she’s developed a pair of CHRISTINA AGUILERA-style pregnancy boobs.
Either that or the wiring of her bra is truly immense.
The mystery deepens… (SUN UK)
Also a mystery, is how my super sexy dance moves saved the day when the bullies tried to take over the orphanage. I’m a maniac.
Ashlee Simpson is Pregnant. Or not.
Apr 15th
According to Us and Ok!, Ashlee Simpson is pregnant. According to Pete Wentz, the alleged baby daddy, Ashlee Simpson is not pregnant. Pregnancy is like a train; once it’s left the station there’s no turning back. Unless you decide that the train just doesn’t fit into your lifestyle and you crash the shit out of the train and put it in the dumpster outback with a bunch of other unwanted trains and hope that one day you’ll take the train again when the time is right, but for now career and travel are much too important. I am the king of metaphor.
From Us :
Ashlee Simpson is pregnant, a source confirmed to Usmagazine.com.The singer, 23, is expecting her first child with fiancé Pete Wentz, 28.Simpson and the Fall Out Boy bassist announced their engagement Wednesday.”We are thrilled to confirm their engagement and congratulate this happy couple,” a spokesperson for the couple told Us. “Beyond that there is nothing to say.”
MTV says, fuck that noize, beeotch:
In an e-mail to MTV News, Wentz denied reports that surfaced Monday (April 14) on the Web sites of OK! magazine and Us Weekly that he and Simpson, 23, are expecting their first child.
“There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood,” he wrote. “This is all news to me. I can’t wait for the story about how I’m really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover. … I mean really, this is crazy. … I mean we’re engaged, that’s true, and happy about it.”
So if I’m reading this right, Pete Wentz is trying to get out of responsibility for a child he fathered by being gay. Well played, Pete. Well played. Down south we hand;e that situation differently. You either move to the next county or give the girl a Scarlett O’Hara. More Ashlee when she was hot. Fiddledeedee.
