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It lookmpson,s like the EW is just as desperate as Ashlee Simpson. Since their ratings are basically in the toilet they are reinstating Melrose Place. Seeing as that show hasn’t been around for almost 10 years and the most famous person on it was Heather Locklier, I doubt this will take of. To try to drum up publicity they will be casting Ashlee Simpson as one of the main characters. She will be playing a girl named Violet which according to Ew.com is a naive girl but in reality she is a sex kitten. Hot.

Now that she is on the cast, people are speculating on whether or not Pete Wentz will have a cameo. I never thought I would see the day that someone was a bigger attention whore than Ashlee Simpson but rumors are already circulating about when Pete Wentz will make a cameo. I am guessing week two. It is also pretty obvious that Pete likes the camera more than Ashlee when you search Ashlee Simpson in the Splash photos archive and the first 3 pages are pictures of Pete Wentz. My predictions? A lot of hot bikini pictures of Simpson on the show and maybe even a sexy lingerie seduction with another male co star. I can dream can’t I?

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A lot of people these days seem to be criticizing, especially me, Jessica Simpson’s weight. Just recently Jessica performed at some country squire concert and when she did, she looked a bit plump. I am almost positive that it was the outfit she was wearing that made her look bigger but that will not stop me from making fun of her. I mean where the hell does she get off anyway? Being a huge pop star and then when your albums don’t sell break into country music? The bitch is retarded.

But this post isn’t onlyabout Jessica Simpson. It is also about Ashlee Simpson taking to her website and saying that the media shouldn’t criticize people like her sister because everyone comes in different shapes and sizes and it doesn’t matter what you look like. It is who you are on the inside. Is that the reason Ashlee constantly dyes her hair and got a nose job? Because what matter after all is in the inside right Ashlee? Fucking hypocrite. Either way, Jessica could pack on 20 pounds and Ashlee could re-break her nose 6 different ways and I would still bang em’. So I started this post a little ticked off and now I am just horny. Happens to me all the time. More pictures of Jessica’s big dumper after the post.

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I have to hand it to Pete Wentz. I figured that he was just another douche bag that liked to keep his sex life private. Then he goes on Howard Stern and talks about how Ashlee Simpson likes to take it up the ass! What a guy. This is almost as cool as the pics of Zac Efron and Vanessa Anne Hudgens shopping in a porn shop. Now Wentz is talking about how he tried Ashlee Simpson’s breast milk. Who wouldn’t?

He describes the taste as “soury” and “weird.” OK so maybe Pete doesn’t like Ashlee’s breast milk. But I still might. Let be get ahold of those titties and I will give you my culinary opinion. My pallet is rather refined. Though maybe not so much for breast milk, but if it is coming out of Ashlee Simpson’s body, it has to taste good. In the upcoming weeks Ashlee will describe how Pete Wentz’s semen tastes and Jessica Simpson will tell how good it feels to be a virgin.

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Christmas Eve links

The Hills season finale- IBBB

Amy Winehouse dancing topless- Drunken Stepfather

Lindsay Lohan has a new sister- Allie Is Wired

Jodie Marsh. I can’t get enough of her- d-listed

Amy Winehouse, not dancing topless- The Bastardly

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Zac Efron is scared of the paparazzi- Geno’s World

The grossest Christmas pic you will see all year- I Don’t Want Your Life

Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin hate each other. How funny, I hate them too! -yeeeah