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Erm. Something’s definitely different about Ashlee Simpson. Did she color her hair? New cut? Is that a new shirt? WHAT IS IT?

Ashlee, who got engaged to rocker boyfriend PETE WENTZ last month, has recently been subject of rumours surrounding a possible pregnancy.

But the eye-catching size of her bust pictured above will only increase speculation, as it looks like she’s developed a pair of CHRISTINA AGUILERA-style pregnancy boobs.

Either that or the wiring of her bra is truly immense.

The mystery deepens… (SUN UK)

Also a mystery, is how my super sexy dance moves saved the day when the bullies tried to take over the orphanage. I’m a maniac.

According to Us and Ok!, Ashlee Simpson is pregnant. According to Pete Wentz, the alleged baby daddy, Ashlee Simpson is not pregnant. Pregnancy is like a train; once it’s left the station there’s no turning back. Unless you decide that the train just doesn’t fit into your lifestyle and you crash the shit out of the train and put it in the dumpster outback with a bunch of other unwanted trains and hope that one day you’ll take the train again when the time is right, but for now career and travel are much too important. I am the king of metaphor.

From Us :

Ashlee Simpson is pregnant, a source confirmed to Usmagazine.com.The singer, 23, is expecting her first child with fiancé Pete Wentz, 28.Simpson and the Fall Out Boy bassist announced their engagement Wednesday.”We are thrilled to confirm their engagement and congratulate this happy couple,” a spokesperson for the couple told Us. “Beyond that there is nothing to say.”

MTV says, fuck that noize, beeotch:

In an e-mail to MTV News, Wentz denied reports that surfaced Monday (April 14) on the Web sites of OK! magazine and Us Weekly that he and Simpson, 23, are expecting their first child.

“There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood,” he wrote. “This is all news to me. I can’t wait for the story about how I’m really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover. … I mean really, this is crazy. … I mean we’re engaged, that’s true, and happy about it.”

So if I’m reading this right, Pete Wentz is trying to get out of responsibility for a child he fathered by being gay. Well played, Pete. Well played. Down south we hand;e that situation differently. You either move to the next county or give the girl a Scarlett O’Hara. More Ashlee when she was hot. Fiddledeedee.

You’d think Nickelodeon’s Kids’ Choice Awards would be a pedophile’s dream, yet it seems that the event was mostly filled with geriatrics . . . you know, the 25+ crowd. I mean you had your usual teenage suspects Miley Cyrus and Hayden Panettiere in attendance–by the way, nice ass shot for the kids, Hayden!–but you also had Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Love Hewitt and her Hips, and a very pregnant Jessica Alba. And speaking of Jessica Alba, is she there as a role model for 8 year olds who aspire to become pregnant before marriage? Well, I guess she is a better choice than Jamie Lynn Spears. Also, when you check out the pics from the Kids’ Choice Awards, notice Rihanna’s strange, strange face. She looks like a goddamn Star Trek character if you ask me . . .

OMG. I just heard that Fall Out Boy bassist (and Ashless Simpson’s BF) tried to kill himself. OMG. NO! Except not.

Pete Wentz has revealed that he once was so “completely lost and out of control” he tried to take his own life.

Wentz, 28, says he had seen several doctors who gave him prescription drugs but things worsened around the time his band had finished recording their major label record a few years ago.

“I got in my car. I remember I was listening to Jeff Buckley doing Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah” and sat there and took a bunch of [anxiety drug] Ativan in a Best Buy parking lot,” Wentz says in a video for MTV’s college channel MTVU.

“And I called up my manager because I was, at that point, completely out of my head with Ativan. And I was talking to him and I was slurring my words, so he called my mom and my mom called me and she came and got me and we went to the hospital.” (Us Magazine)

First of all, I tried to kill myself just now reading this lame ass story. Turns out you can’t make your own head explode like on Scanners. Also, is he fucking kidding? I don’t know what’s worse: trying to off yourself with Ativan (the aspirin of anxiety pills) in the Target Parking lot listening to sad songs like a teenage girl, or your mom driving over in her mini-van to save your crying ass and hugging it out on the way to the hospital.

Obligatory stuff: Teenage All suicide is no joke and the JED Foundation actually helps kids who are in trouble. Don’t kill yourself. Please. Or I will call you a huge pussy.

Here are some pictures of Ashlee Simpson, whom despite being utterly annoying, still manages to be hot.

You know what’s super annoying? Celebs who have plastic surgery and won’t admit it til nearly two years later. Ashlee Simpson’s stupid “I don’t know, did I or didn’t I?” refusals to admit to fixing her nose (and Lord knows what else) is as ridiculous as Michael Jackson saying a skin condition turned his skin white. It’s like when you have a huge nose your whole life and all of a sudden it looks waaaaaaay different, JUST COME OUT AND ADMIT THE NOSE JOB WHEN YOU’RE ASKED ABOUT IT! Did Ashlee really think the public was so stupid that we all thought her nose just morphed on its own?!?! Anyway, in this week’s issue of US Weekly, Ashlee finally admits to surgery way after the fact, and at this point no one cares anymore.

Take a look at Ashlee pre nose-job from 2002-2005 . . .

Rumor has it that Pete Wentz is so fumed at the band Neurosonic for telling the truth about ridiculing his girlfriend Ashlee Simpson in their song “So Many People,” that he has sent a cease-and-desist letter to the band. I’m not sure if he’s insisting that the band pull their song and/or video from wherever it’s rotating or playing, or if he’s asking them not perform the song live. Most likely the later since before they performed the song at their NYC gig last week they asked the audience to dance a jig to commemorate Ashlee’s nervous seizure dance she did on SNL after being outed as a fake and before SNL cut to commercial.

I just have to say a big JE-SUS CH-RIST to Pete Wentz! Chivalry is holding the door open for your girl, not taking legal action against the artists who are just telling it like it is. Instead of looking chilvarous, you look like a whipped little boy. And besides, Neurosonic will actually be thanking you soon for sending your lawyer their way–see Petey, with the subsequent simple phone call to the media their publicist has ensured that this story, and, accordingly, their song and video are currently circulating amongst computers world-wide. No one knew of Neurosonic before this week, but you just made them richer and notable. Sucks to be you dude!

Everyone needs to watch the video and listen to the lyrics of the song. Sadly it is really, really fitting for Ashlee.

Like your average 15 year old, I <3 Pete Wentz. Only I’m not 15 so it’s quite possible that I have a serious problem being that I really do have a crush on the seemingly tortured, emo boy who is skinnier than I am. Anyway, Ashlee Simpson snagged my Pete away about a year ago and since then I’ve been okay with it since they do make a cute couple, plus as far as talentless starlets he could have done a hell of a lot worse.

Anyway, Ashlee and Pete are innocuously cute without being sickening . . . until now. Look at their matching coifs! These pictures inspire fantasy conversations between the two in which Pete’s stylist asks Ashlee’s stylist to borrow her flat iron. Or, maybe, to create economies of scale they just share the same stylist. Whatever the case, neither one of their dos at Moveline’s Hollywood Life Style Awards is flattering. And together they are just plain ridiculous.

It’s okay to hate Ashlee Simpson. Say what you want about how poseurish her whole black hair, punk days were; I agree. Insist that you hate her music and her voice; again, I agree. Recall how idiotic her little jig dance was on Saturday Night Live after she exposed herself as a lip-syncher and got nervous; very true–she looked ridiculous. But let me tell you what she managed to do that I admire–Ashlee became pretty.

Ashlee’s new album’s promotional pics have just been released, and I have to hand it to her–the girl has done well with her new look. Her surgeon really is to be commended. As well, her stylist has brought back her blonde hair and softened her look. Her smaller nose and softer look render her very feminine, and gone is her whole fake-punk, tough-girl look and act. Dare I say it? Ashlee is hot! That is something I thought I’d never say a couple of years ago. Check out the additional new promotional pics below.

(Source: AshleyNicoleSimpson.net)