Looks like little Dannielynn, Anna Nicole Smith’s baby daughter is about to be rich. Which is great because her dead mom was a drugged out tramp who would have eventually killed her like she did her other kid Daniel. So Dannielynn gets millions and she doesn’t go on to die at 15 because her mom gave her a lethal dose of Schedule IV drugs in her breakfast cereal. Win-win.

Anna Nicole Smith’s 18-month-old daughter Dannielynn has been declared the sole heir to the former Playmate’s estate.

But wait there’s more!

In addition, the judge also established a trust in Dannielynn’s name, and named Stern and the child’s father Larry Birkhead as co-trustees. (TMZ)

Oh. So that’s why those two have been so friendly. This pretty much means that Dannielynn will have about $1.71 left over in her trust fund by the time she turns 21. Sorry Dannielynn. I would just keep that as my stage name later on. I think it plays. Also, here are some suggestive photos of Dannielynn’s dead mom because I’m a dick. And if you have forgotten what she looks like naked: here you go.