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Anna Kournikova is hands down in the top 10 hottest chicks in America. Maybe even the world. But looks can only get you so far, and when you are in a crowded drunken bar, it doesn’t really matter what you look like. Attending Lavo in Las Vegas, Anna Kournikova was chillin’ with friends when a woman thought Anna was invading her space. Therefore, the woman did what anyone else would do who is feeling boxed in. She threw a drink at her.

This didn’t sit well with Anna so she got up and starting screaming at the patron. Rumor has it that Anna left the bar with multiple scratch marks on her neck after the cat fight that ensued. OK, I think I just creamed my jeans. Not only is she rich and hot, she gets into fights with people. She is a bad ass. A rebel. OK so maybe she isn’t a “rebel” but she stands up for herself which I like, and if I ever scored a date with Anna Kournikova and there was a good chance of her getting into a bitch fight with another chick, my heart would be pounding out of my chest the entire night. Team Anna!

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Pretty soon I’m going to hire Chris Crocker to make a video for me in which he will beg the print, television, and web media to leave Miss Lennox alone with their goddamn 24-7 coverage of Britney’s every Taco Bell stop and hoo-ha flashing. I’m over Britney. I’m sick of nothing but Britney on every web page I view!!!

Thankfully the pretty and sane Anna Kournikova presented herself in a bikini top and form-fitting lounge pants this weekend, and I have a tiny Britney break and a nice piece of flesh to look at on-line. Plus, Anna’s not a Hollywood Bimbette. In fact, the only stupid thing she’s ever done was date and continue to date that douchebag Enrique Iglesias. I mean seriously, what do you see in a guy who friggin’ tells the news media that he needs extra-small condoms?!? Note, not “Small,” but “Extra-Small.” Jesus, I want to vomit thinking about his 3.5″ chili pepper! Aye, conyo!

But anyway, Anna K’s body is ridiculously tight and toned so please enjoy these pics of her . . . despite Douchebag Iglesias ruining some of them.
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