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Super hottie Anna Faris can finally exit your spank bank. It looks like she is off the market. Now that doesn’t mean you can’t bop your balogna to pictures of her, you justy can’t fantasize that some day you will be able to actually pork her in your lifetime. I tend to be more realistic when I masturbate.

And you know how the saying goes, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in a baby carriage. So expect Anna to be knocked up in a few months and totally ruin her petite physic. Not too long ago she was talking to a magazine or newspaper or whatever the fuck and was saying she would love to be in Playboy. I think this is a great idea seeing at the only “real” celebrity they managed to get on the cover and nude inside in years is Heidi Montag. That is sad.

In case you are wondering who this Chris Pratt douche bag is, he is on the show Parks & Recreationon NBC. I am not even clear if that show was picked up for a second season. If I am not mistaken he is the guy who sat on the couch the entire first season and had two broken legs. But I could be wrong. Congrats Chris. You landed a super hottie you are not worthy of. I am now going to cuddle up with my ” How to be a Douche Bag for Dummies” book.

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Links that stay single

Lindsay Lohan is persistent- IDLYITW

Susan Boyle is back… who gives a fuck?- Geno’s World

Lily Allen has a new music video- popbytes

The full Inglorious Basterds trailer- Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Johnny Depp is the Mad Hatter- yeeeah

I like the way Lady GaGa dresses- Drunken Stepfather

Mel B is in a bikini- IDLYITW

Britney Spears can’t act- notorious news

A Leighton Meester sex tape? Let’s hope so- Celeb News Wire

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Off the shoulder shirts are sexy- I Don’t Want Your Life

Emma Watson is on the cover of Teen Vogue- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Matthew McConaughey is going to be a dad again- Amy Grindhouse

Now THIS is a musical performance- Holy Moly

Perez Hilton got his ass whooped by will.i.am- Allie Is Wired

Emma Stone is a refreshingly normal actress whose star is just beginning to shine. By “normal” I of course mean not an insufferable, narcissistic, falsely jaded, coddled, nightmare bitch like 99.9 % of every living organism in the greater Los Angeles area. She’s young, pushing 20 this winter, but already she’s been attached to some solid properties like Superbad, Rocker (opens Aug 1st), and House Bunny, with Anna Faris (Opens Aug. 22).

The way you can tell she hasn’t been chewed up, mindraped and spit out to the curb at Hollywood and Vine by the industry machine is that her eyes aren’t at once screaming “Oh my God what have I done?” and “Get me another fucking latte you asshole, I don’t care how many of your scripts won awards at fucking Sundance“. I bet she’s the kind of chick that would bum a smoke from you then buy you beer later because she felt like it’s the right thing to do. Even Steven.

That’s what this world could use lot more of these days.