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Angelina Jolie or the better half of Brangelina as most people know them spent about a half hour checking out a NYC apartment. Of course this isn’t just someapartment, it is in the upper Washington Heights rank. Leave to Brangelina to act so compassionate to the rest of the world and wanting to rebuild homes in New Orleans and save starving children in other countries and then turn around and get an apartment in a gated community where you can not even cross the toll bridge without $500,000 for the booth.

Some people would say I have a love/hate relationship with Brangelina. I am leaning towards the latter. Here are some pictures with her hauling her snot nosed, ankle biting, shit machines around NYC. I can’t even identify the kids anymore. Hell I can’t even tell which are hers and which ones she adopted. It looks to me that the one on the right is Shiloh? And the one on the left is Zahara? Or Zuma? Or Zwahili? I could care less. I hope they lose the apartment because there is a no children policy. The reason she is in NYC is because she is filming a new movie. It won’t be another Changeling. This will fail. Along with most of her other movies. My suggestion for a movie? Gia 2. This time with more bush.

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First she is pregnant. And then she isn’t. Both stories coming straight out of the pie hole of Us magazine. If they are gonna go with a story then go with the story. Don’t back track and tell people “sorry. We are retards.” The rumors started floating this time around because a waiter, apparently, asked Angelina if she wanted some wine and she, apparently, refused and said she was pregnant. But that was all a work of fiction according to Us now.

To add fuel to the fire rumors, sources were speculating that Angelina moved the production of her new movie Edwin A. Salt up because she didn’t want to show a baby bump in the flick. Is it me, or are people genuinely disgusted and bored with pregnancy rumors. Especially the ones surrounding Angelina Jolie. They already have six kids. Brad said this to Oprah Winfrey, ” It’s the greatest endeavor I’ve ever taken on. Why stop now?” Maybe because having kids isn’t an endeavor. It’s serious business. Anyway if Brad Pitt isn’t tired of having all the ankle biters around him 24/7, give him time.

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Saint Angelina has bitten off more than she could chew. With six kids, 3 biological and 3 adopted, she said it may be time to give her career the shank. She tells Italian Vanity Fair,”The kids are my priority, so its possible that from now on I will make fewer movies. I may even stop altogether.” She goes on to say that she doesn’t have the same abition she had in her 20’s. Maybe that’s because she has more money than God. That could have something to do with it.

For the life of me I do not know what makes this woman tick. I warned people since last year that if Angelina comes to your little country and you are a little kid, you should stay as far away as possible. Eating uncooked rice off the ground and wrapping ripped up t-shirts around your feet for makeshift shoes may seem bad now but Angelina will kidnap you and bring you into a life of superficial material possesions and cavallier ignorance for the poor. And if you do get adopted don’t think you will be able to suck on her ta-tas. Those are for her American kids. Her biological kids. Her REAL kids. Doesn’t sound good anymore does it?

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