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The National Enquirer ran a story yesterday saying that Brangelina are planning a split. Just about every blog on the internet posted the story but warned to take it with a grain of salt because of the source. I didn’t do a story on it which is surprising because I hate Brangelina more than just about anyone and I would love to see them split.

Anyway, their reps, because Brangelina are too good to stoop to the level of the mass media and actually deny a split themselves, is saying that the two are happy and will not separate. All the rep could blather was the words “not true”. I understand that he was busy getting a latte for Angelina and didn’t have the time to state a full sentence to the media in fears of Angelina throwing a cell phone at him if the coffee was cold.

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More news oozing from the Jolie-Pitt camp today. Kind of like how it oozes everyday. But this time it graced the cover of OK! magazine. Apparently Brad Pitt is sick and tired of staying at home and watching the kids while his girlfriend goes out and makes films and does humanitarian work. It is hard to say girlfriend after all this time because you would think they would have gotten married by now. But no.

According to OK! Brad is putting his foot down and demanding that they get married or the relationship is off. Also he told Angelina that he wants to be married before he has anymore kids. I am sure once they tie the knot Brad will become complacent and then after some time goes by, drops out of her life like a stone in a pond. According to the source the couple are on such hard rocks that they don’t even have sex anymore. You mean they had sex? I didn’t know that. I just figured they were adopting babies left and right because Brad was impotent or in the closet. I learn something new everyday.

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Links that prefer friendship over lust

Madonna is charitable- IDLYITW

Cutepocalypse- yeeeah

Bai Ling has talent nipples- Celeb News Wire

Lauren Conrad wants to be like Jennifer Aniston- I Don’t Want Your Life

Playmates go golfing- Attu World

The next girl Katy Perry will kiss is Rihanna- Allie Is Wired

Britney Spears dresses appropriately- IDLYITW

Jessica Simpson works at a computer store… APRIL FOOLS! Seriously, give it time though- Geno’s World

Tori Spelling is skinnier- popbytes

Violet Affleck loves ice cream- Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Halle Berry dances on Ellen- Drunken Stepfather

Russell Brand gets serious- Holy Moly

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Miley Cyrus is growing up fast- notorious news

Can you hear that? I think I just heard a pin drop. The tension in the air at Oscar night could have been cut with a knife. A very dull knife. At the 81st Academy Awards Jennifer Aniston presented the award for best animated feature to Jack Black that ironically also co-starred Angelina Jolie. The rough part of the night was the fact that Angie and Brad were sitting right there. Right there in the front where Jen Aniston could see them. During the presentation Jennifer flashed a smile at Brad but not at Angelina. Ooohh! Dis!

When asked by Us magazine if Jennifer was nervous she simply replied, “Yes!” I can understand that. I mean when you get dumped on your ass those wounds don’t heal for years. I have had a love/hate relationship with Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston for years but mostly it is a hate relationship. I just don’t see how they keep making news. Brad Pitt is one of the most boring guys in Hollywood and Jennifer Aniston only makes a new movie like once a year. So I do not see why they are in the news. But then again, here I am writing about them so they must be doing something right. Here are some more photos from Aniston at the Oscars.

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Links that have never been dumped

Kristin Bell is super cute- IDLYITW

Ashley Olsen is getting old- IBBB

Paris Hilton is still in love with Benji Madden- Holy Moly

Amanda Bynes isn’t wearing pants! Hooray! – Drunken Stepfather

The Oscars mega picture post- yeeeah

Hey look! It’s Kim Kardashian’s ass! – Celeb News Wire

Rosario Dawson: saved by gas- IDLYITW

Shhh… – Allie Is Wired

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Funny People looks like a kickass movie- Geno’s World

Slumdog Millionaire sucks- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Nicole Richie is pregnant- notorious news