Amy Winehouse
Amy Winehouse Is In The Hospital. Not For Drugs?
Oct 27th
The word around the rumor mill is that Amy Winehouse is in the hospital yet again. What is surprising though is that she is not in there for drugs. She is there for a chest and lung infection. Which is probably because of drugs. What is funny is that Amy Winhouse’s Dad said Amy Wino’s lungs are “all gunked up” from cigarettes and crack cocaine. So he knows she is abusing drugs but just views it as an inconvenience that “gunks up your lungs.”I am still not sure when she is getting out of the hospital but it is expected for her to be released with a couple of days.
So don’t worry people. Your favorite train wreck will be released from the hospital soon enough to be seen on the streets under the influence of crack and showing off her latest facial scabs and scars for the paparazzi. When Chris Goodman her rep was asked about Wino’s condition, all he had to say was “she’s fine.” What a job that would be. A spokesman for Wino and having to convince people on a daily basis that your client “was fine.” Sad sad.
Amy Winehouse Loves Drugs
Jun 23rd
Singer, crackhead, hottie dead-man-walkin’ Amy Winehouse has smoked so much crack that she has emphysema – a disease usually relegated to lifelong chain-smoking coal miners.
Amy Winehouse, who has been hospitalized and undergoing tests after collapsing, is suffering the early stages of emphysema, her father says.
“With smoking the crack cocaine and the cigarettes her lungs are all gunked up,” Mitch Winehouse tells the Sunday Mirror in the U.K. “There are nodules around the chest and dark marks. She’s got 70 percent lung capacity.” (PEOPLE)
I’m no psychologist but I think it’s safe to say that Amy Winehouse loves drugs. She loves drugs like Christians love Jesus and little kids love puppies. I think if you asked Amy Winehouse to chew off her own leg or stop smoking crack for a half day she would say, “Can I get some Lowry’s? Because nothing brings out the flavor of leg like some Lowry’s seasoning salt.” It’s true.
Amy Winehouse, Mostly Naked
Mar 20th
I’m truly sorry to post this picture of Amy Winehouse nearly naked, but I feel like everyone needs to share the horror with me. Granted, Amy looks much less bony than what I would have pictured she’d look like naked . . . only I don’t picture her naked, as I like to keep all of my food down after meals. Anyway, this picture is from her shoot with the British magazine Easy Living, and somehow Amy being naked was to raise awareness for breast cancer. I kind of think it’s more like raising awareness of the effects of crack and smack. Oh, and one little suggestion for Amy . . . next time you find yourself having to use duct tape on your breasts for a shoot, pull those flapjacks up and then tape in an upward direction. Believe me, you need the added lift!
Brains, Brains!
Mar 18th
If the new look of Amy Winehouse is any indication, she’s headed for a starring role in a zombie flick. Amy bought a new tanning bed, some say to help clear up the festering pustules on her face. I swear up and down the bitch is melting.
Whine, whine, whine, Amy Winehouse needs help, Amy Winehouse needs someone to save her. Bitch and moan, but what I say she needs is to stop moldering like that shit in the back of some college kid’s fridge and grow the fuck up. Addicted to drugs, eating prostitute snatch, and sucking every dog cock that comes your way will eventually give you herpes of the head, you know.
Nasty. If you are jacking off to these pics, email me. I have some links to send you for more zombie porn.
