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Don’t Worry. Amy Winehouse Will Not Be coming To The U.S.
Amy Winehouse has returned from St.Lucia and apparently she is drug free. I will take that with a huge grain of salt. She is attempting to stage a comeback kind of like Britney Spears but she is not going to be performing in the U.S. anytime soon. She has an open warrant for her arrest, or whatever the fuck you call a warrant overseas, for assault. Because of this she can not be granted a temporary work visa and therefore will not be performing at the Coachella festival in California.
The good thing that has come of all of this is the bee hive weave. Oh how I missed the bee hive weave. I don’t think she has any new songs to promote so this would be a comeback comeback. It would just be a hey look at me I am sober thing. We’ll see where this leads but the fact that our borders are safely guarded from crack fiends and train wrecks makes me feel very safe and warm.
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Links that are American citizens
Miss Universe is in a bikini- IDLYITW
Kevin Bacon is boys with ZZ Top- Holy Moly
Bree Olsen is taking a shit. No that is not one of the Olsen twins- Drunken Stepfather
Vanessa Anne Hudgens ::drool:: – I Don’t Want Your Life
Kim Kardashian looks fat. And I am sure she will blog about that this week- yeeeah
Coolio is a crack head- Celeb News Wire
Jessica Biel is Jessica Rabbit- IDLYITW
Britney Spears is flexible- Allie Is Wired
Paris Hilton spreads her crabs to another beau- popbytes
Rihanna is back in the studio- Geno’s World
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Kingston Rossdale is already a playa- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Hayden Panettiere is a bitch- notorious news
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By Tom O
Amy Winehouse Got Robbed
On Thursdseay morning at 4 a.m. the London police were called to Amy Winehouse’s apartment. She was not there. She was still in the caribbean where she is roaming around topless making people sick to their stomach around the world. According to People the only things that were taken can all be replaced including 2 guitars and a few pieces of recording equipment. Usually when a celebrity gets robbed I get all giddy and think about all the hot nude pics and possible sex tape that might hit the internet. This time not so much.
I am sure Amy won’t have a problem replacing what was stolen since she is saving money in the caribbean by stealing drinks instead of paying for them, and apparently she has given up crack so she has a huge amount of money in her budget that she doesn’t quite know how to spend yet. It kind of surprised me that she actually still has musical equipment in her place, I figured that would have been pawned a long time ago for drug money. I am sure even an event like this would not bring her back to London. She will stay in the caribbean on “vacation” a.k.a. rehab and only come back when she has rid herself from all poisons. Then she will…she will… what does she do again? Oh yea, she makes music. I have yet to hear an Amy Winehouse song but I will take the paparazzi’s word for it.
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By Tom O
Amy Winehouse Is A Super Hero
Amy Winehouse while vacationing in the Caribbean saved a 39 year old woman from drowning! I know! Louise Williams was having a sailing lesson, lesson failed, when a 6 foot wave hit the boat and knocked her into the water. I am assuming the woman didn’t know how to swim, and therefore shouldn’t be sailing, and Amy came to the rescue. When asked about the rescue the woman said, ” I was bowled over by her kindness. She went out of her way to help me.”
Amy Winehouse nice? I mean I know she is a hard knocks heroin addict that likes to sneak up on people and steal their alcoholic beverages, but I just never saw her as a “nice” person. I guess I am being judgemental. But that is my job. Also according to The Sun, Amy is not only stealing people’s drinks but she is asking every man she comes across for sex. Ew. Now amy can add this to the things she accomplished in life. Smoked 200 cigarettes a week for 10 years, became a heroin addict, have video of her smoking crack leaked onto the internet, saved a woman from drowing and made an ass of herself in front of the whole world on a weekly basis. She made some music I think, but people will forget about that in time.
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