Amy Winehouse
Amy Winehouse’s Dad Take a Cue from Jessica Simpson’s Dad
Oct 22nd
Amy Winehouse just got breast implants about a month ago and I got say I likey. I likey a lot. However, the other 90% is still ugly as fuck. Now the singer’s father is stepping in and saying that Amy’s new boobs are “fantastic”. Is that what we need? Another Joe Simpson? Another celebrity dad that obsesses over his daughter’s amazing rack?
If I had a celebrity daughter I would probably try to focus in on her talent and not discuss her body. But me, I am not her dad. So I will be the first to say that I agree with Mitch Winehouse, her rack is amazing. Now she just needs to hang out at the beach topless like she did earlier this year. I am not interested in seeing any other part of her body naked but the tits, Hells yes.
Amy Winehouse is a Coke Thief
Jul 28th
The Daily mail is just full of good stories today. This one is about Amy Winehouse stealing cocaine from Kate Moss’ purse. Of course the claim is coming from a money hungry drug addict who will say just about anything for a quick buck. That’s right, it is coming from Amy Winehouse’s ex Blake Fielder-Civil.
He also claims in the story that Amy became addicted to heroin when he gave her some one night. Again, might be a lie might be true. Apparently Amy stole some coke from Kate Moss’ purse that is just as big of a drug addict as Amy but she doesn’t go to rehab because she is pretty. Kate was so drunk that she didn’t even notice the two grams of the drug missing from her purse. Next week I think that Blake Fielder-Civil will claim he shot big foot and give pictures to the press of him after being abducted by aliens. Anything is possible with this dude.
Links that take a bite out of crime. And boobs. Yea boobs.
Kim Kardashian is single- IDLYITW
Jennifer Love Hewitt gets into the comic book biz- Geno’s World
Michael Jackson’s doctor is in deep shit- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
LiLo goes coco on SamRo- Celeb News Wire
Tara Reid bikini pictures. They are not as bad as you think- yeeeah
Orlando Bloom is smart, kinda sumb- IDLYITW
Amy Winehouse Pleads Not Guilty
Mar 17th
Amy Winehouse is doing just about anything possible to keep her ass out of the clink. Even though a little bit of jail time might do the girl some good. The person in question is Sherene Flash. She is claiming that Amy assaulted her. With a name like Flash I am surprised she didn’t just upper cut Amy and run off at the speed of lightning. But you can’t judge a book by its cover.
Amy is due to come back to court in July, leaving her to smoke as much crack and shoot as much smack as she can before they finally put her behind bars. I used to be cynical and think that if you are famous it is not likely that you will go to jail, but ever since 2007 my views have changed dramatically. So we will see if this pans out. I am not sure how the courts work on the other side of the pond, but if it is anything like Hollywood, then we should be getting daily updates about her time in the pokey kind of like how TMZ did with the Paris Hilton incarceration.
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Don’t Worry. Amy Winehouse Will Not Be coming To The U.S.
Mar 9th
Amy Winehouse has returned from St.Lucia and apparently she is drug free. I will take that with a huge grain of salt. She is attempting to stage a comeback kind of like Britney Spears but she is not going to be performing in the U.S. anytime soon. She has an open warrant for her arrest, or whatever the fuck you call a warrant overseas, for assault. Because of this she can not be granted a temporary work visa and therefore will not be performing at the Coachella festival in California.
The good thing that has come of all of this is the bee hive weave. Oh how I missed the bee hive weave. I don’t think she has any new songs to promote so this would be a comeback comeback. It would just be a hey look at me I am sober thing. We’ll see where this leads but the fact that our borders are safely guarded from crack fiends and train wrecks makes me feel very safe and warm.
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Links that are American citizens
Miss Universe is in a bikini- IDLYITW
Kevin Bacon is boys with ZZ Top- Holy Moly
Bree Olsen is taking a shit. No that is not one of the Olsen twins- Drunken Stepfather
Vanessa Anne Hudgens ::drool:: – I Don’t Want Your Life
Kim Kardashian looks fat. And I am sure she will blog about that this week- yeeeah
Coolio is a crack head- Celeb News Wire
Jessica Biel is Jessica Rabbit- IDLYITW
Britney Spears is flexible- Allie Is Wired
Paris Hilton spreads her crabs to another beau- popbytes
Rihanna is back in the studio- Geno’s World
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Kingston Rossdale is already a playa- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Hayden Panettiere is a bitch- notorious news
