Fatback Media » Alyssa Milano http://www.fatbackmedia.com Fri, 11 Mar 2011 16:16:15 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 Alyssa Milano is a Hairy Beast http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2007/08/29/alyssa-milano-is-a-hairy-beast/ http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2007/08/29/alyssa-milano-is-a-hairy-beast/#comments Wed, 29 Aug 2007 16:24:52 +0000 Lennox Miller http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2007/08/29/alyssa-milano-is-a-hairy-beast/ am2.JPG
In 1987 Miss Lennox totally wanted to be Alyssa Milano as Sam Micelli on “Who’s the Boss?”. She was a bit older than me, but I idolized her as Sam and wanted to dress exactly like her in oversize, geometric print sweaters, spike my bangs 4″ high like hers, secretly go on a date with a college student, make out with one of those Bloom brothers with the psycho eyes, ask Angela for help behind Tony’s back, etc . . .

Anyway, flash forward to 2007 and Alyssa is still gorgeous and worthy of Miss Lennox’s envy . . . except for the hirsuteness her arms seem to be suffering. Seriously, what the hell? Has she never heard of Veet or Nair or laser hair removal?

The total package posing for her “Touch” line of baseball fan clothing is so beautiful–so what’s with the arm hair?!?

am4.JPGYum!Ass? Perfect. Hairy arms? Not so much . . .

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