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The Perfect Threesome

Lennox Miller — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:03:25 +0000

Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Marissa Miller have once and for all answered the party question of “What three things would you bring with you on a desert island?” I read that these pics are for an upcoming Victoria’s Secret catalog shoot, but I don’t have confirmation. Who cares though? It’s all about the hotness, and hotness is resounding in these photos! One question amidst this perfection of trois, though . . . do you think Marissa Miller looks a little too muscular and skinny? I think she’s bordering on it with the shape of her legs and some weird muscle striations in her torso area. Also, her typically huge breasts don’t see all that huge in these photos. Check out the pics below and maybe you’ll agree . . .

A Very Naughty Angel!

Lennox Miller — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 12:48:42 +0000

Ah, behold the Victoria’s Secret models who will be working the catwalk in VS‘ annual fashion show on December 4th. Behold the beauties fresh off their plane ride into L.A. where they will rehearse for the show. Now behold the model on the far right–the rollicking, frollicking, playful, young model who can’t keep her hands to herself. What a naughty girl! Not only does she turn her nice ass to the camera for us to see, but she’s also grabbing Heidi Klum’s breast. Niiiiiice. Kind of makes you wonder if she tried to join the Mile High club while in flight with her other girls . . .

Update: we lost the pics in the server migration so I just posted a bunch shit from the archives. enjoy!

Little Man, Big Drink

fatback — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 10:59:00 +0000

Matthew Roloff, one of the stars on TLCÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s Ã¢â‚¬Å“Little People, Big WorldÃ¢â‚¬Â has been taking drinking lessons from Lindsay Lohan. According to a police report, a Deputy in Washington County, Oregon saw a white van weaving about. The deputy stopped the vehicle and identified the man as the mini-star Roloff.

Supposedly, little man failed the field sobriety test. DonÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t tell me how the fuck he managed to miss that big honker of his. I never would have thought it possible for such a tiny man to have such a huge beak. His mugshot reminds me of some sort of twisted lawn gnome. Scary stuff.

But anyway, he failed the field sobriety test, then refused to take a breathalyzer down at the station. He was charged with a citation, then released.

What I am wondering is thisÃ¢â‚¬Â¦does celebrity justice now extend to crappy reality TV stars? I think people should cut him some slack because he may be short in stature, but he’s a giant at heart. Plus, you know only takes one beer to fuck a midget up. More Alessandra Ambrosio if you click the images, because tall people are sexy.