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Adriana Lima Is Knocked Up

Tom O — Wed, 27 May 2009 10:22:33 +0000

Usually I hear news about one of the hottest chick sin the world getting pregnant and I am happy for them. But now both Gisele Bundchen AND Adriana Lima is pregnant. You know what this means right? It means it is time for a fresh batch of faces in the supermodel industry to dominate the bikini blogs and men’s magazines.

Marko Jaric, who is an NBA star, is the lucky dog that got to fuck Adriana, and I won’t bother posting pictures of him here cause he looks like just about every lucky douche bag who manages to land super hotties with little or no effort. I could make a case why Adriana should leave her hubby and hook up with me, but I won’t bother. I don’t need her. If she wants to ruin her body, and for what? Family? A little baby? Keep her I say. There are 1,000 other super hot chicks that will take your place on the pages of Victoria’s Secret…OK I take all that back. Please, please, please come back to us. First sit-ups, then some cardio and then come back to us.

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WTF?

fatback — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 04:33:35 +0000

Adriana Lima – beautiful, perfect in every way – just got engaged to Serbian basketball player Marko Jaric - giant slavic guard for the T-wolves.

“He asked and she said yes. They are both incredibly happy and couldn’t be more in love,” says publicist James Weir. Lima, who turned 27 on Thursday, and Jaric, 29, who plays for the Minnesota Timberwolves, have been dating for about nine months.The normally stoic Serb sports star has admitted he fell hard for the Victoria’s Secret beauty. ”I was not the person to fall in love easily. I am a difficult person from that standpoint,” he told PEOPLE in March. “Now, it’s a little different situation.” (PEOPLE)

Well obviously, I’ve been going about this in the wrong way. When asked for a comment about his new fiancee, Marco beamed with pride and said, “I shoot bowl, da?”. Here are some old Adriana Lima bikini pics. Meh.

A Very Naughty Angel!

Lennox Miller — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 12:48:42 +0000

Ah, behold the Victoria’s Secret models who will be working the catwalk in VS‘ annual fashion show on December 4th. Behold the beauties fresh off their plane ride into L.A. where they will rehearse for the show. Now behold the model on the far right–the rollicking, frollicking, playful, young model who can’t keep her hands to herself. What a naughty girl! Not only does she turn her nice ass to the camera for us to see, but she’s also grabbing Heidi Klum’s breast. Niiiiiice. Kind of makes you wonder if she tried to join the Mile High club while in flight with her other girls . . .

Update: we lost the pics in the server migration so I just posted a bunch shit from the archives. enjoy!

Better than Bringing Sexy Back

fatback — Tue, 21 Nov 2006 13:42:16 +0000

Hey y’all, Emily here. Miss me? I was on “vacation”, which was more or less a week of roofies and wet t-shirt contests. I won. All of them. Email for pictures.

Feast on photos of Adriana Lima at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show while I check out the latest happenings and establish an alibi. I wonder what you call it when you get a Brazilian wax in Brazil? Anyway.Oh, and please send all suggested home remedies for carpet burn to my inbox. Bless your hearts.

Here are the top links for the few of you who are at work today.

Eleventy thousand Victoria’s Secret pics from the recent show. Get your free hand ready. (Phun)
Mariah Carey, philanthropist, whore. (yeeeah)
Lacey Chabert is all growed up. (Bastardly)
Abby Titmus interviews Jodie Marsh. Then they have have sex. Maybe I dreamed that last part. (Drunken Stepfather)
Paris Hilton vomits on stage. (I’m not obsessed)

More to come holiday sweeties!