Tom O
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Lindsay Lohan Missed Out
Feb 12th
Lindsay Lohan was supposed to go to this Vienna Gala thing and a millionaire was going to pay her $150k just to be there. I still do not know what kind of fucked up individual would actually want Lindsay Lohan anywhere near them. Instead Lindsay spent the night partying at H-Wood in Hollywood.
And then afterwards she actually tried to avoid the paparazzi. You’re Lindsay Lohan. You ARE the paparazzi. Why the hell would you want to avoid them? Anyway, Kate Price took her place and is now at home counting her cash and laughing hysterically at Lindsay’s stupidity. I am doing the same thing. Except for that whole counting money part.
Weekend links that have their mind on their money and their money on their mind
Katy Perry is good- IDLYITW
Helen Mirren wants needs plastic surgery- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Jessica Simpson laughs about John Mayer comments cause she is an air head- Allie Is Wired
Sports Illustrated had a party- Drunken Stepfather
Sandra Bullock burned her pee pee place- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Benicio Del Toro does David Letterman’s Top 10- Geno’s World
Kelly Clarkson is still really fat- yeeeah
Jon Kortajarena for the ladies- popbytes
Heidi Klum and Joan Collins do New York fashion week- Holy Moly
Tina Fey attempts prettiness, fails- Amy Grindhouse
This time last year LiLo was still a mess- IBBB
Jon Gosselin Has A Small Penis
Feb 12th
Hailey Glassman is some chick that was famous for about 5 seconds when she was boning Jon Gosselin while he was still married to Kate Gosselin. She was all over the headlines for doing just that and for some reason she thinks what she has to say is interesting. That is why she is on the cover of Steppin’ Out magazine which I have lost all respect for.
In the mag she claims Jon Gosselin penis is really REALLY small. She says, “He’s hung like a nine-year-old boy.” That seems pretty harsh and more than likely she is just saying all this shit for attention. I mean look at this dingbat. That is her on the cover and she looks like she is wearing Lady GaGa’s pajamas.
She Can’t Afford That Shit
Feb 11th
Britney Spears is under a conservatorship and can only spend $500 a week authorized by her daddy but she still does shit like she has millions to blow on whatever she wants. Yesterday she test drove a Maserati. Well, she didn’t drive it, someone else did and she chilled in the passenger seat and gabbed on her cell phone.
In fact, she can not by law buy the car without the judges consent. So I doubt this will be her new toy. Her ex K-Fed has a better chance of buying a Maserati than she does.
She Will Eat All That Shit
Feb 11th
Nick Cannon was at the Renaissance Hotel looking for sweet treats for Valentines day that he could share with his partner Mariah Carey the other day. That statement is true except for the whole “share” thing. He will spend hundreds on sweet and when he walks in the door Mariah will tackle him like an MVP line backer.
If he thinks candy will get him pussy then he seriously needs to rethink his strategy on love. Mariah will bog down that shit like it is diabetic meds after a coma. And I am sure she has had a couple of those in her life before. Anything to keep her off the stage and preventing a stage collapse makes me feel safer though. See? Nick Cannon is saving the world one sweet tart at a time!
