Tom O
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John Edwards Was Tappin’ That
Mar 15th
John Edwards has become a pariah in the world of United States politics because he cheated on his wife when she had cancer and not only fucked his mistress but got her pregnant. Oh yea and he denied that the child was his until just a few months ago. Her name is Rielle Hunter and she is a 24 karat piece of ass.
IÂ can totally understand why Edwards wanted to cheat, I mean look at his wife. I feel sorry for her for having cancer and all but she is pretty ugly. Now Rielle Hunter, she doesn’t have an ugly bone in her body. She sat down to do an interview with GQ magazine saying that Edwards will always love her blah blah blah. She is one of those clingy chicks. She is the type of chick who tries to hold your attention in a bar full of hotties when all you wanna do is get closer to that red head to slip a roffie in her drink.
Corey Haim Died Broke
Mar 15th
Some people think that if you are an actor, even a washed up actor, that you could do a couple of movies a year and still make millions of dollars like you did in your hey day and be able to make ends meet for a few months in between movies. That couldn’t be farther from the truth and that is being proven by Corey Haim.
When Haim died he didn’t have any money and now the city of Toronto is going to pay for his funeral. On a side note, Corey Feldman said he will not be attneding the funeral because the family wants it to be a small private affair. Sucks that this guy didn’t have any moolah when he died but that is the way it goes sometimes.
Lady GaGa Is For Sure Not A Dude
Mar 12th
Last night the video for Lady GaGa and Beyonce’s new music video Telephone was leaked onto the internet and as soon as it was up, it was down. But I did manage to grab the first few seconds when Lady GaGa was thrown naked into a cell and the camera blurred out her vagina.
OK so she is not a guy. In fact she is kinda hot. But I doubt the hermaphrodite jokes will end cause they are just too funny. Dunno when the pussy record execs will finally allow this vid onto YouTube, but I don’t think it is gonna be anytime soon cause they want to play it on VH1 or some shit. Can’t be MTV cause MTV stopped playing music videos.
Weekend links that don’t have a penis
Christina Ricci is schnockered- IDLYITW
Billy Corgan doesn’t like John Mayer- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Chris Brown’s career is dead- Allie Is Wired
Rose McGowan shows us a little cleavage- Drunken Stepfather
Kim Kardashian has the best butt in the world- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
The Runaways look like an emo movie delux- Geno’s World
Jennifer Aniston clings to anything with a penis- yeeeah
Katie Holmes is having a baby against her will- popbytes
Megan Fox outtakes leaked- Holy Moly
Have you seen the new Eclipse trailer? If not, you are alone- Amy Grindhouse
Heidi Montag’s psychic/manager may be a new cast member on The Hills- IBBB
Emma watson is anti-upskirt- Celeb Jihad
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Jessica Simpson Doesn’t Brush Her Teeth
Mar 12th
Jessica Simpson sat down with iheartradio yesterday and during their interview she told them that she doesn’t brush her teeth. I have no idea why she was at iheartradio because she doesn’t really make music anymore, at least not good music, so she has no business talking to djs.
She also said that she doesn’t have a very good diet cause she is from Texas and everything was about fried food down there. However, there are chicks that are from Texas that know how to eat right and don’t weigh 200 lbs. Yes. I am looking in your direction Jessica. With those tits and those meaty arms, I wouldn’t doubt for a sec that this bitch hasn’t tipped over two bills. The tit part can stay though.
