Lennox Miller
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Audrina Patridge is Pure Class
Apr 9th
I have never seen a single episode of the Hills because the previews have always been enough of a deterrent to watching. The previews also tell you everything you need to know about the characters. Yes, characters. That ain’t no reality show. Anyway, in every preview Audrina has a perma-smug expression like she’s better than you, me, and the rest of the world. I wonder if she’s looked at the ridiculous unphotoshopped pics of herself from a recent shoot. Maybe puffing on a ciggy while dressed like the gay biker in the Village People, and somehow managing to turn your flat stomach into a gut is the new sexy? I don’t think so. Surely Audrina has to now concede that she’s better than only 95% of the world . . .
Oh and if you want see more of Audrina Patridge nude, well of course you can head over to the NSFW section.
How Do You Say “Whore” in German?
Apr 7th
What ever happened to Paris Hilton going to Rwanda to help orphans and all that shit? I thought that was her plan a few months ago. Now her international efforts have apparently been refocused on whoring it up for the camera as usual. German Maxim has made Paris their cover girl for April. And, I must say that the pictures are quite decent. I mean the makeup artist, photographer, and photo editor did a stellar effort in making her wonky eye virtually unnoticeable! And, if you’ll look closely at the pics, you’ll see that Paris offers us a glimpse of something she’s never been shy about showing–a bit of lip . . . and I’m not talking about on her face . . .
Jamie Lynn Spears Spends Her 17th Birthday at Wal-Mart
Apr 7th
If ever you think that Britney is the whitest shade of trash in the Spears family, consider how her little sis spent her birthday this weekend. Besides the fact that Jamie Lynn Spears spent her 17th birthday pregnant and hanging out with her baby Daddy, add to this that she spent it in a damn Wal-Mart. Now I understand being all down-home Southern and shit, but Wal-Mart? Is there no way to upgrade the shopping, Jamie Lynn? Even Kentwood, LA is sure to have a Target, right? I guess you can take the girl out of the trailer, but . . . you know the rest . . .
Maria Sharapova Likes the Kitty?
Apr 4th
Rumor has it that Maria Sharapova and actress Camilla Belle are more than just friends. They keep showing up to each others’ events as the other’s “date.” At the premier of Camilla’s film 10,000 B.C., Maria was by her side. At Maria’s Sony Erickson event, Camilla was right there with Maria. And, the two did charity work together this weekend. Hmmm . . . two lipstick lesbians can totally play off their relationships a just a fun, girlie, supportive friendship or whatever their words of choice are, but I’m pretty sure that when you’re Maria Sharapova and you bring Camilla Belle to your events instead of a male date, the problem is not that you can’t get a guy to come with you but that you don’t want to. At any rate, here’s hoping that the rumors are true and that they are careless with any potential tape of their bedroom activities . . .
