Lennox Miller
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Brooke Hogan Bikini Pics
Feb 27th
Why Brooke Hogan, are you sporting a penis along with your implants? Sure looks that way to me here in this new set of pics. That, or maybe she keeps her hoo-ha a little too insulated. But before I go off on a tangent pondering Brooke’s hoo-ha, or, perhaps, penis, let me say that the implants she got like a year ago really have helped make her look a bit more feminine. She still looks like she could kill a man with her bare hands, but now she has boobs. And that’s a good death, especially if you’re a samurai. I guess being Hulk Hogan’s daughter she really never had a chance at having a feminine body . . .
Kendra Wilkinson’s New Hair Is a No
Feb 26th
Wow. The picture above accurately captures what I think it would be like to have to engage Kendra Wilkinson in conversation, and what it would be like for a Playmates to have to listen to Simon Cowell drone on. There would simply be no conversation at all, just a look of utter boredom on the faces of all involved as it was at this meeting of the minds at the Independent Spirit awards this weekend. Priceless.
Now let me move onto my real gripe with Kendra. All the girl has to do in her “job” is look hot and pretend to like Hef. Turns out that’s really easy, but she’s not good at either one, as evidenced by her behavior on “The Girls Next Door”.
She’s always bitching about having to get up early for events and photoshoots, and often oversleeps, plus you can see the hesitant look in her eye when she has to pretend to be lovey-dovey with Hef. She’s damn lazy! But now, my issue with Kendra is her hair. She’s failing to live up to the “act hot” job duty. Apparently she thought that dishwater blonde was a better choice than the platinum blonde that makes her look bright, young, and alive. She’s only like 21, but with this new hair color looks more like 31 here. Kendra–get thee to your stylist for a peroxide intervention fast!
Mariah Carey in a Bikini, Looking Quite Nice!
Feb 24th
I don’t think I’ve written about Mariah Carey before, mostly because I feel sorry for her. She just tries too hard. She usually wears outfits that aren’t made for her body type, I’ve read that she gets makeup artists to spray-tan on ab definition before shows, and worst yet she supposedly demands her assistants remove the labels in her clothing and replace them with smaller sized labels. That’s what I call a whole mess of crazy.
However, I must say that in this series of photos from the Caribbean a while back, Mariah is sporting a really nice body. There is not a part on her that looks too big, and she’s not at all what I thought she’s look like in a bikini. Her body is actually impressive. I’ve heard both that these photos are from paparrazi stalking her while she’s on the beach, and also that they’re from paparrazi shooting her while she’s working on a real photoshoot. I’m not sure of the true context, but I am sure that Mariah Carey’s body is impressive nowadays . . .
Rock of Love II’s Golden Girls Are Outta There
Feb 24th
Some huge award show took place last night. Some A-listers attended, presented, and won some awards. Can you tell that I don’t give a flying flip about the Academy Awards? Yeah, I preferred to spend my night watching classy wannabe actresses compete for the attention of an 80′s rocker sporting a weave that would make Tyra jealous. Ah, yes, Rock of Love II, baby!
On last night’s episode, the two gorgeous creatures you see in the picture above were sent home. Finally. You know that no one over 25 is going to win this competition. In Bret’s eyes, that’s just too damn old. However, I think that Mama Catherine and Road-Kill Face Peyton were kept around so long for nostalgic reasons . . . like back in the 80′s Bret had always wondered what his 21 year-old groupies would grow up to look like, and Peyton and Catherine were solid representations of this. And, so as the show moves into its next episode, we lose the two women who look like they actually did attend Poison concerts back in the day, and we also lose their 80′s hair which I marveled at every week. I believe the latter is the saddest part.
Now, for those of you who do care about that awards show last night, check out some of the dresses from the red carpet . . .
