Lennox Miller
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Posts by Lennox Miller
The Girls Next Door Are Not Amused
Sep 25th
Wow, Hef and his Girls Next Door look so happy together at the Fox Reality Channel’s Really Awards last night! It’s great when arranged relationships just really do work out, huh? Okay, enough sarcasm. Holly Madison is faking the same tight-lipped smile as Hef, Bridgette Marquardt is somewhere between a smirk and a smile, and Kendra Wilkinson is simply not amused. Damn! Can someone connected please tell Hef that I’d smile in a picture with him any day (hint-hint)? By the way, this is Lennox Miller from SupernaturalBlond.com guest-posting, and not Fatback. I mean he does also fantasize about being a Girl Next Door, but he’d never write about that here. Ooops!
Jessica Simpson’s Porn Face
Sep 22nd
If Jessica Simpson’s country music career fails her, I think she’d be highly successful in porn. The expressions she makes while singing are damn priceless. Sometimes she looks like she’s in pain, sometimes in ecstasy, and sometimes a delightful mixture of both . . . well, delightful for pervs, that is. From the looks of her face while performing at the L.A. County Fair this weekend, I’m certain she’d sweep the 2010 AVNs!
(P.S. This is Lennox Miller guest-posting for Fatback while he’s doing his top secret Mafia mission in Italy. If you like what you’re reading, come check out my blog at SupernaturalBlond.com where it’s gossip about hot girls by a hot girl. That would be me. Oh yeah!)
Katherine Heigl Loses Her Pants
Apr 17th
Or maybe Katherine Heigl lost her skirt. Whatever. The point is that she’s in underwear. But Katherine didn’t go all Anne Heche and start wandering the streets of L.A. half-dressed–nope, she’s filming “The Ugly Truth,” and the underwear look was part of the scene. IMDB tells me that the plot of the “The Ugly Truth” is:
“A romantically challenged morning show producer (Heigl) is reluctantly embroiled in a series of outrageous tests by her chauvinistic correspondent (Butler) to prove his theories on relationships and help her find love. His clever ploys, however, lead to an unexpected result.”
Hmmm, Gerard Butler could go all crazy on Heigl’s ass and sell her to sex slavery or a torture chamber, but I’m guessing the film is a comedy and that the “unexpected result” is actually the most expected one–that Heigl and Butler get together. Furthermore, I’m rather certain that Katherine’s character is “romantically challenged” by her choice in underwear–I mean tighty-whities are attractive in a very, very limited number of scenarios!
Shots and Tots: Amy Winehouse Babysits
Apr 16th
While recording the theme song for the upcoming Bond movie, “Quantum Of Solace,” Amy Winehouse decided to throwback a shot . . . while holding her friend’s baby. Hell yeah, my girl is back! No more of this flying the straight and narrow bullshit. If Amy needs a shot, Amy gets a shot. Even if it means a baby in one hand and the booze in the other. Hey, she has her damn priorities, okay! What I also love about Amy’s visit with her friend’s kid is that she’s holding a cigarette about 18″ from the him (check out the pic below).
