Archive for February, 2011

Does any one have a moist towelette?

Kelly Brook Needs Spongebath

Feb 24th

Posted by fatback in Kelly Brook

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Does anyone have a moist towelette?

 

Man, if there’s one thing I love it’s naked women. Especially naked British women with huge natural boobs and a landing stripped vajajay. So, can anyone tell me WTF happened here? I mean, I still have a boner, but I have an urge to sniff Pine-Sol and that makes me confused. Fucking photographers. Leave to an “artist” to fuck up and spank-bankable naked women in a photoshoot. This kind of reminds me of that time your mom went crazy got naked and tried to kill me. Except that was my mom. Ok, boner is officially gone. I need a tissue.

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Pauley Perrette Looks Criminally Hot

Feb 24th

Posted by fatback in Celebrity Gossip

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I will literally eat your heart out.

You might be asking yourself, ‘why is Pauley Perette the only Grammys coverage on this site? You might also ask yourself, ‘where is my beautiful wife?’ Well, the answer is that Pauley Perrette is a genetic anomaly (she’s 41 and hotter than molten black candle wax) and your wife has been at my house for a few days experimenting with multiple partners. Same as it ever was. Here’s Pauley looking like she could just eat the still beating heart right out of your chest cavity. So how was her character on NCIS in the Navy again? “My God, What have I done?”