Sofia Vergara For The Win
Horizontal stripes are not slimming on those babies.
Sofia Vergara has been getting a lot of press these days because of the Emmy win for Modern Family and because of her gigantic Columbian boobies. This is Sofia out and about in LA proving that she can look sexy in that dress that your girlfriend wears and thinks is hot because it’s so thin and sheer, but her ass looks huge and you just want to stay in the car and listen to NPR a little longer and scrunch way down when she goes into 7-11 to get Pringles and Tampax. Go Emmys!
Here’s more Sofia Vergara and her Sabado Gigantes:
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- Horizontal stripes are not slimming on those babies.
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