ZOMG, Y’all! Miley Cyrus to star in ‘LOL’
"Hey Miley, there's your vajayjay"
Miley Cyrus is set star in “LOL” along with Demi Moore who plays her exasperated grandmother mom. Ah, I just love a coming of age tale of mothers and daughters trying to connect amidst all the distractions of social networking, Blackburries, blue toofs and naked web cams. Please be focused on the communication gap between a mother and a daughter due to increasing social media use which is only exacerbated once the mom reads the daughter’s racy diary! What’s the good Pop, Eater:
The film focuses on communication gap between Lola and her mother, due to the increasing use of YouTube, iTunes and Facebook. Lola’s mom, Anne, “accidentally” reads her teenage daughter’s racy journal and dicovers Lola’s wild ways.
ZOMG! That was totally tltr! Apparently, Miley not only ttly’s her mom all the time, she smokes pot, gets laid, talks about sex, gets drunk, kisses a girl and gets a bikini wax [just like your mom last night] Â to the chagrin of her distraught mother, Demi Moore. I really hope this doesn’t ruin Miley’s wholesome image. What will the kids at the MTV music Awards think? [They'll think she missed a spot with the Brazilian wax in that pic. Caipirinha!]
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Wow congratulations on reporting a casting news that’s about 7 months old about a movie that started filming a month ago Sherlock!
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Haha No worries. That’s how we roll. It’s not news unless there is a cooter shot or some chick takes her top off.