Opulance: I has it, comrade.

Is this Russian kitten the newest Russian spy to be caught red handed in act of espionage? I don’t know, but that lead sentence really has me titillated! Apparently, the only thing Russia produces these days is high end Vodka and smoking hot duplicitous lying whores spies. The Smoking Gun has the arrest affidavit of Anna Fermanova the Texas via Moscow hottie who just tried to Smuggle military grade night vision scopes from JFK to Mama Russkia for um, hunting? Warm my barrels TSG.

Anna Fermanova, 24, was arrested earlier this month when she returned to the United States after spending four months overseas. She was charged with “knowingly and intentionally” attempting to export “from the United States to Russia defense articles on the United States Munitions list.”

Arguing that there was a “serious risk” that Fermanova would flee the country, federal prosecutors in Dallas asked a magistrate judge to jail her without bail. That request was denied by Judge Renee Harris Toliver, who released Fermanova on $50,000 bond, but seized her passport and placed her on 24-hour-a-day home incarceration.

Those items on the “munitions list” happened to be a military grade Raptor 4x Night Vision Scope which is perfect for shooting minks in the Ukranian twilight. Or tapping a headshot on a Chechen rebel at 800 yards. Although this Latvian beauty risked it all to smuggle illegal contraband from the USA, perhaps…*Dateline Voiceover* … the most damning evidence was to come.

Palmer said that Fermanova emigrated with her parents from Latvia when she was a young girl, and is now a U.S. citizen. According to an information sheet prepared by Agent Mondanaro, the 5′ 6″ defendant turned 24 on July 4. Additionally, while she has no tattoos, Fermanova does have a belly piercing, Mondanaro reported

Although her Facebook page is sadly down, we have evidence of this purported “bellyring” in the pics below. Let’s just hope some Anna Chapman style nudes come out soon!