Archive for May, 2010
David Boreanaz Cheated
May 4th
Some dude from the show Bones on Fox is coming forward and telling the public that he has cheated on his wife, who is mega hot. He said he is coming forward because the chick he cheated with was trying to extort or blackmail him saying she would go to the public. I guess he decided if you got the news straight from the horses mouth.
I say this is a mega party foul. When you cheat on someone you keep it secret and deny it when the chick comes forward. If they can not prove that you did anything then you are in the clear. I guess this guy has “morals” or something. Damn morals. Always getting in the way of good pussy.
Kat Von D Likes Michelle Bombshell
May 4th
Pictured above is the worst in tattoos and the best in tattoos. Kat Von D has some of the most bitching tattoos on earth and she is an awesome person to boot. I am a tattoo enthusiast and I look up to her and I hope that someday I can get tattooed by her. It would seriously kick ass.
And on the right, the worst in tattoos. I dig color and everything but there is something about tattoos on a known white supremacist that automatically makes them a lot less cool. That and the fact that Michelle Bombshell is a fucking skank who cheated on a dude who is probably one of the more smug people in Hollywood and I can not stand smugness.
So why the fuck would Kat Von D find it necessary to defend Michelle Bombshell at a red carpet event the other night? I mean, the bitch is a homewrecker and a nazi, why the fuck should Kat bother wasting her time talking about it? On top of that, she actually stands up for the bitch saying people with tattoos get a bad rap.
Kat Von D says,”There have been many cases in the past that have been fully exploited where people have affairs and then they have absolutely no tattoos, so if we were to sit there and dissect that, that would be pointless and very time consuming,”. Uh…huh. Either Kat needs to learn how to choose her battles or maybe should get drunk before hitting up public events.
Angelina Jolie Is Too Good For The President
May 3rd
This past Saturday, instead of millions of people tuning in to watch Saturday Night Live, everyone watched the white house correspondents diner. It is basically a place where a lot of ugly people get together and try to tell jokes and even though the jokes are horrible, everyone laughs because it is the president telling them.
I heard that Jay Leno was the host this year so it must have been somewhat funny but not anything I set my dvr for. Anyway, Angelina Jolie was invited but she turned it down to ‘help people’. WTF!? Everyone knows that Angelina Jolie is a saint but this chick seriously couldn’t pull herself away from handing out rice in South America for a few hours to attend one of the most coveted American traditions? This just goes to show that her and Brad are smug as fuck and I genuinely dislike them.
Some Country Chick Is A Lesbian
May 3rd
Chely Wright, who I have never heard of before, has come out of the closet and is now telling the world that she is gay. I never really heard of a gay country singer before but I bet you can probably find a couple of them on the Brokeback Mountain soundtrack. She is really good looking too.
See, this is the type of chick I like to find out is gay. Not heffers like Rosie O’Donnell and whatnot. Now we just need Taylor Swift to come out of the closet and we got ourselves a party. Yes. A gay Taylor Swift. Better yet bi. Oh how I dream of the day.
