I kind of feel like a dirty old man for writing this but Demi Lovato is 17 now and that is legal in my state so I feel a little less dirty. Demi Lovato and Nick Jonas’ pussy ass split and now Demi is available for someone who isn’t terrified of his own penis.

Granted someone will swoop in and take demi off her feet cause let’s face it, bitch is a slut and she is ready for some dick now that the men she is dating aren’t worried about going to jail for taking jailbait.

I would fill the spot but I have a permanent restraining order against me that states I can not be within 100 feet of anyone employed by Disney. It isn’t my fault, Donal fucking Duck copped a feel on my girlfriend while in Orlando. Bitch had that kick in the nuts coming.

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