LiLo Must SCRAM
The pic above is of Lindsay Lohan a couple of months back when she was supposed to be “sober” under a judges ruling. Well, LiLo the party is over. The judge in the Lindsay Lohan case said that within 24 hours she has to wear a SCRAM bracelet on her ankle, similar to what Paris  Hilton wore and she can not consume alcohol while she is on probation.
Also, the drugs are out too. Lindsay tried making the case that she has to go to Texas to shoot a movie but the judge basically said fuck that and told her she can not leave the L.A. area. Did I mention the random drug tests? LOL. That too.
It kinda sucks that Lindsay would have to be told by a judge to stay sober in order to get her shit together but that is what had to happen. any violation of her probation will land her in jail for 180 days so I am totally hoping this bitch slips up and does a few lines in a club bathroom so I can see her miserable ass rot. Everyone knows that I love LiLo and wanna see her get better but I think jail is the only way that is gonna happen. Peace out LiLo.
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