Dolly Would Be Proud
Heidi Montag thinks that having 13 plastic surgeries in one day is not enough and now she is planning a trip to Europe to get even bigger breast implants for the show she is trying to get picked up on Oxygen. This is the first I am hearing of the show but that is probably because I could not give two fucks about Heidi Montag.
What is surprising to me about this story is that Spencer Pratt is actually trying to stop her from getting a bigger size. He says,”I try to stop her. She’ll do what she wants with her body.” I can’t argue with the guy. Big boobs are good but do you know what is better? Small soft boobs. The only person who will rival Heidi Montag’s bust will be Dolly Parton and even that bitch will probably think Heidi over did it.











