Archive for April, 2010
Bwahahahaha!
Apr 2nd
Jennifer Hudson thinks for some reason that she was on American Idol that she deserves to be famous for some reason. She didn’t even win the show. Anyway, she is now going to be the spokesperson for Weight Watchers like people even give a shit that she is trying to lose weight.
This would be a killer gig for Gabourey Sidibe but Jennifer Hudson? I think not. Also, bitch could weigh 115 lbs. and still be ugly as sin so I am not sure if she thinks this will get her more acting jobs or what but I am seriously doubting it. Has this girl even been in anything since Dream Girls? I know she won an Oscar for that shit but I doubt she has been in anything since it.
Weekend links that actually have a career
Britney Spears fails at sexiness- IDLYITW
Nicole Richie hacks Kim Kardashian’s Twitter account- Allie Is Wired
Rachel Bilson cheating?- Drunken Stepfather
Kim Kardashian shows off her killer ass- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Jennifer Love Hewitt uses Rachel Ray as a therapist- Geno’s World
Lindsay Lohan looks like shit but that isn’t really news is it?- yeeeah
Sandra Bullock hides in a garbage bag- popbytes
Guess the worst celeb tattoo of all time- Holy Moly
Khloe Kardashian is a delicate little flower- Amy Grindhouse
Justin Bieber makes me feel old- IBBB
Sandra Bullock might not be getting a divorce- notorious news
Justin Bieber cock teases Michael Jackson- Celeb Jihad
Reggie Bush cheated with this skank- Daily Stab
Lindsay Lohan Is Broke As A Joke
Apr 2nd
According to TMZ Lindsay Lohan was behind in her rent, more that likely because she has no work, and had to pay a hefty $23k just to catch up. Why she didn’t do the smart thing and just buy a house when she still had millions to blow I do not know. Also, people are calling Dina Lohan an enabler by reassuring people that she is fine.
I like Lindsay as much as the next person but I am not a big fan of people who are basically a paparazzi target and nothing more. That shit is annoying. If she wants to stay on my good side then she really does need to find a job somewhere. Not a magazine shoot and no more trying to harness a constipated, freckled Marilyn Monroe. That shit doesn’t work. I want her to do a movie. Like a real movie. One that you would see, say, in theatres.
Gabourey Sidibe To Eat NY Audience
Apr 1st
It seems that the people over at Saturday Night Live is getting desperate for hosts cause they just cast Gabourey Sidibe as a host for an upcoming episode in June. Not sure what they are going to enact on stage as Gabourey probably can’t fit into any of the usual SNL costumes.
I mean hell, just look at this picture. She barely fits in the motherfucker. Of course she needs to continue acting as that is the only job that provides enough cash to keep her fridge stocked which I hear is replenished every other day. Maybe she can do that bit where Chris Farley plays the fat chick who would not stop eating and tries to choke out David Spade. I thin she would be great for that role.
Heyoooo!
Apr 1st
There is a show on tv called True Bloodand it is about vampires or some shit and it stars a chick named Anna Paquin who, if you read the tabloids, is kind of a paparazzi target. She is smokin’ hot and has even done some pretty cool bikini photo shoots in the past. She made an announced recently that she is in fact bisexual and likes both teams.
This is great news for me cause that means that the next time I walk into a Hollywood club with a hot chick on my shoulder and I see Anna Paquin, I can use the hot chick as leverage to get me laid by the starlet. Of course things could go wrong and she introduces me to her hoss boyfriend and tells me she wants to have a three way with him and then when we get back to the hotel room she says she just wants to watch. Not looking forward to that day.
