I like Lindsay Lohan. I like waking up every morning and reading stories about her and her fucked up life. But recently, it has been too fucked up. I am Team Michael and think Lindsay needs to grow the fuck up and listen to his ass and kick booze to the curb once and for all.

I may be getting my wish. Lindsay has violated her probation by not going to the alcohol program assigned to her once every 7 days. Instead, she found a loop hole and the treatment center said they will only inform the court of absences if she didn’t show up for 21 days in a row.

The judge says 7 days and the program says 21 days. But guess what, the judge is a FUCKING JUDGE. Once it comes out that LiLo has not been compliant with the program she will go to jail and I will laugh hysterically. By that time, Michael Lohan and Dina Lohan would have mended fences and LiLo will finally get the intervention that she needs so bad. I will follow up this post if she winds up in the clink.

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Weekend links that are out on bail

Chelsea Handler is a porn star- IDLYITW

Was Michael Jackson is a gay relationship?- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Jessica Alba is not a good cook- Allie Is Wired

Brooke Hogan is still alive- Drunken Stepfather

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Christina Aguilera to traumatize son- Yeeeah

Britney Spears has the worst weave in the world- Popbytes

A hot chick does hot stuff- Holy Moly

Halle Berry is back on the market- Amy Grindhouse

Harriet Carter Wednesday- IBBB

Miley Cyrus can not wait to get naked- Celeb Jihad

Kid Rock is gonna host the CMT Awards- Daily Stab