Paris Hilton is a high maintenance chick. She likes to spend a lot of money and get sloshed at clubs and most importantly, she likes to travel a lot. And I am sure Paris Hilton has no clue what it is like to fly coach cause the bitch is always on a private jet going to random places around the globe.

Her ex-boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt, made the critical mistake of paying for everything while he was dating Paris Hilton thinking that someday she would come to her sense and settle down and marry him. Paris Hilton can say whatever she wants but I am sure her anti-commitment ass called it off.

This gives me the perfect opportunity to get in Paris Hilton’s panties but I tend to not like STDs. Call me crazy. It was just the way I was raised I guess.

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