Paris Hilton Is Back On The Market
It has been confirmed through Paris Hilton’s rep that the relationship between Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt is officially over. They split over two weeks ago but she denied the split. Probably hoping that she could change and actually settle down with someone instead of being the pathetic late 20-year-old, searching aimlessly for a mate.
If I am not mistaken, this is the longest Paris has gone dating just one person. She dated Reinhardt for a shocking 14 months. This in any case is good news for me cause now, after I stock up on anti-STD meds, I can start hitting on her when she starts frequenting the clubs again. We already have Lindsay Lohan falling down drunk out of a club just about every night and now we will have Paris too. Ah! Old times!
Weekend links that can’t settle down
Catherine Zeta-Jones does Allure, naked- IDLYITW
Tila Tequila is rockin’ NYC- Allie Is Wired
Amanda Seyfried makes out with a dog- Drunken Stepfather
Bruce Willis wants you to smell like him- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Miley Cyrus likes the paparazzi- Geno’s World
Tila Tequila fucked the dj- Popbytes
Kristin Cavallari looks frumpy- Amy Grindhouse
Dr. 90210 has breast implants- IBBB
Madonna supports child labor- Celeb Jihad
Jay Z is suing the Red Sox- Daily Stab
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