Justin Timberlake is a douchebag extraordinaire so it is no surprise that he would let a 24 karat piece of ass like Jessica Biel slip through his fingers. Maybe he will go crawling back to that ancient troll Cameron Diaz and get him some granny pussy. In the meantime, I will do everything in my power to stalk Jessica Biel on a daily basis.

I saw her incredible ass in Powder Blue and ever since then I have been dying to catch a glimpse of her vajayjay. Maybe I will get lucky when I am sitting in a tree outside her house with a zoom lens digital camcorder. This of course will take time away from the other celebrities I stalk and Biel lives so far away from them. Damn it Jessica! Are you actually going to make me work?!

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