Michael Lohan has been dating this chick named Kate Major who used to bump uglies with Jon Gosselin for a while now and now they are engaged. I don’t know if this means his netted shirt appearances will increase or decrease but this Kate chick must be desperate for some dick cause she is marrying one of the biggest losers in Hollywood.

Of course Lindsay Lohan is pissed that her dad made this decision but it is also the same Lindsay who didn’t even visit her father when he had a heart attack so as you know she doesn’t think all that much of her dad. I am still not clear on whether the Divorced Dads Club is still gonna happen but it seems that if he wants to get a little publicity about it, all he has to do is consult his girlfriend.

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