Archive for March, 2010
Jesse James Cheated On Sandra Bullock
Mar 17th
Jesse James is a hardass from a show on Discovery channel called Monster Garage.He is big into cars,motorcycles and tattoos which makes you wonder why the fuck he would marry a goody goody like Sandra Bullock. Well, it makes sense really, you take her money and bang hotties behind her back.
This is a perfect formula but it has backfired in Jesse James’ face. He was caught cheating with a heavily tattooed and very atractive model named Michelle “Bombshell” McGhee. She looks like a LOT more fun to hang out with than Sandra Bullock would ever be. Since this news has leaked, Sandra cancelled a London premiere of her movie and Jesse’s camp refuses to return phone calls.
Michael Lohan Had A Heart Attack
Mar 17th
It seems that Michael Lohan has been too busy submitting wire tapped phone calls between him and his ex-wife to Radar online and publicly bitching about his daughter’s prescription drug addiction to find some time to lift a couple weights or get any kind of excersize. He is out of shape and because of that he had a heart attack yesterday.
What grabbed my attention from the story is that TMZ heard this from Michael’s girlfriend Kate Major which is Jon Gosselin’s sloppy seconds. Gross. Anyway, I hope this guy gets well cause since LiLo is such an emo mess she would probably start cutting herself of kill herself all together if her father dies. Hang in the Mike. Radar needs you.
No! Not Winnie!
Mar 17th
Some people, ok old people, may remember a little show that used to be on tv called The Wonder Years.I wasn’t a big fan of the show but I always made sure I tuned in when a new episode came on because I wanted to see the hottie on the show Danica McKellar whose character name was Winnie.
I am not some sort of pervert because I am roughly the same age as her and if you are in her age range and you didn’t have a crush on her back in those days then you would grow up to be a homosexual. It is science. Anyway, this broad is pregnant which will ruin her body and forever taint her in the world of Hollywood.
Let’s face it, you are about 1,000 times for uninteresting in the tabloids if you have a little knee high ankle biter shitting all over itself in your arms. Here is a photo she had taken of her in Stuff magazine a while back which I bought a copy of cause it is fucking Danica McKellar in lingerie. She said in that mag she is glad that her boyfriend at the time, now her husband is an ass man which is good cause she is not really stacked. Fine by me. I can be an ass man too. Just spend the night with me and I will prove it to you.
Michael Jackson Makes Bank After Death
Mar 16th
It seems that even after death, people can make tons of bank. The people in charge of Michael Jackson’s estate, John Branca and John McClain, inked a deal with Sony to publish over three albums worth of songs previously unreleased by Jackson. How much is the deal for? A cool $250 million.
Basically this ensures that MJ’s kids will not be going broke any time soon. Unlike the sales of his recent cds before he died, these sales will be significantly better because after his death the United States, and other countries too I am guessing, went Jackson crazy. I won’t be buying any of this shit but if there is something worth listening to, I might link it.
