Archive for March, 2010
Lindsay Lohan Is Back On Our Team
Mar 1st
Lindsay Lohan layed a big wet one on Roberto Cavalli’s face in an attempt to gain access into fashion week. Some former lesbians look at guys and say “yucky! Guy germs!” but Lindsay has no problem kissing people that have a penis between their legs. It is just that since LiLo is such a tabloid target no one wants to be photographed with the ever constipated celebutard.
The little bitty grey hairs that are poking out from this guy’s chin makes this photo all the more nauseating but since he is a super rich clothing designer, he can tap just about any super model ass that he likes. In fact, I should admire this guy. I should be just like him. And give up all the tail I land in the VIP section of club liquid by telling people I am a blogger? No way!
Britney Spears Goes Back To Blonde
Mar 1st
Britney Spears dyed her hair blonde again over the weekend in an attempt to look hot. I gotta say that between the Candies ads and now she let go of herself a little bit and started to develop a double chin but now she seems to have her shit together again. I am sure some dumbass told her that blondes have more fun but to be honest there is nothing really fun about Britney Spears life.
She is under a conservatorship and can’t spend dick worth of money and she has full rights to visit her kids whenever she wants to but let’s be honest, she has never really wanted to be with her kids even when they were little. There were two celebrity suicides this past week and I am surprised that Britney wasn’t one of them.
