I Wanna Be Gerard Butler’s Hand
It seems that when Jennifer Aniston was out with Gerard Butler the other day, she got something she didn’t expect when a fan was taking their picture, a finger up her butt. Not only is Gerard Butler openly groping Jennifer Aniston but he is straight up getting all up in her business if you know what I mean.
I at this point am very jealous of Gerard Butler. I can only imagine the freaky shit Jen will let him get away with in the bedroom. Of course Gerard will never be the sexual dynamo that I am but he can definitely try. I just hope that when I release my Courtney Cox sex tape where I donkey punch her for a half an hour, he doesn’t steal my thunder with a Jen Aniston sex tape. That would make me mad.
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