It seems that daytime television is getting pretty desperate for fat chicks that are good at going on long, insane rants. Soon Oprah Winfrey will retire and that will eave a huge gap in the fat, ranting market. But fear not. Rosie O’Donnell just inked a deal to do a new show starting in 2011.

Still not sure which network it will be on yet but this could seriously throw a stick in the spokes of Ellen DeGeneres taking over the world. I say, line up a bunch of possible women to take over Oprah’s time slot and force them to have an eating contest. Rosie would wipe the floor with those motherfuckers.

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