Daytime TV Is About To Get A Lot More Fatter
It seems that daytime television is getting pretty desperate for fat chicks that are good at going on long, insane rants. Soon Oprah Winfrey will retire and that will eave a huge gap in the fat, ranting market. But fear not. Rosie O’Donnell just inked a deal to do a new show starting in 2011.
Still not sure which network it will be on yet but this could seriously throw a stick in the spokes of Ellen DeGeneres taking over the world. I say, line up a bunch of possible women to take over Oprah’s time slot and force them to have an eating contest. Rosie would wipe the floor with those motherfuckers.



