It seems that since Paula Abdul left American Idolher life has consistently gone downhill. She dressed up as Ellen and danced around some stage to make fun of her and pretty much everyone didn’t think that was funny but then ABC wanted to start a show called Star Search which was a show in like the 70′s and she will not be judging that either.

Why does Paula keep playing the “judge” card? Does she think her opinion matters that much? Just a funny side note: there looks to be some mysterious white substance on Paula’s dress in the pic above. It could be that she spilled a little bit of blow on herself when she desperately took a few snorts before getting on the red carpet or it is some dude’s spunk that she blew to get considered for Star Search.

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Weekend links that are feeling abandoned

Snooki is a killer- IDLYITW

Octomom might be homeless soon- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Robert Pattinson is trashed- Allie Is Wired

Britney Spears is back to looking like white trash- Drunken Stepfather

Elmo is a pervert- Celeb News Wire

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Julia Roberts found work- Geno’s World

Tiger Woods is a dirty slut- yeeeah

Michelle Bombshell is topless- notorious news

STOP THE PRESSES!: Whitney Houston not stoned on crack- popbytes

LiLo didn’t talk to her dad in the hospital after his heart attack- Amy Grindhouse

Filming The Hills is better than watching The Hills- IBBB

I can see Jessica Alba’s shirt- Celeb Jihad