Good news is coming out of Hollywood today. Well, England really. Kate Winslet split with her husband of seven years Sam Mendes and now she is free to fuck whoever she wants in the world. She has some kids with him and they both agreed that they will raise the kids and neither of them are abandoning them so I guess that is a good thing.

I would love to hit on Kate at a club sometime that is if she wasn’t too old to get into a night club. She kinda has saggy tits though so I am not 100% sure that I would approach her if I saw her. Her titties went from amazing little balls of yumminess in Titanic to…bags in The Reader. Don’t get me wrong, I would still hit it, just not with the same enthusiasm I would if it were say Jessica Alba. Just sayin’.

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