Archive for February, 2010
Kevin Eubanks Might Be Leaving The Tonight Show
Feb 17th
Jay Leno may have won the late night wars and is getting back The Tonight Showbut it is being rumored that his band leader, who is an awesome guitarist and funny person, Kevin Eubanks will not return to the show. I am not sure who the source is or what Kevin would do with out The Tonight Show but I am sure he will not have trouble finding more work.
I hope that when Jay finds someone new for the show, he finds someone who likes to keep their trap shut. Kevin was funny and I liked hearing what he had to say but on all the other shows, the music guy is a fuckin’ loser who “tried” to make it in the music biz and failed so now they do this little tv thing.
Brooke Mueller Is A Crack Head
Feb 16th
Everyone seems to be obsessed with Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen’s rocky relationship. I do not see what all the hysteria is all about but it seems to be growing. Now it is being reported exclusively on RadarOnline.com that Brooke Mueller isn’t just in rehab for alcohol addiction, but crack addiction too!
I think chicks are easier when they have an addiction. Therefore, I am a little turned on right now. Not that I would hire a crack whore. No. I am not that sleazy. But if Brooke Mueller wanted to get away from Charlie Sheen for a little while and stay at my place and she just happens to put her hand on my crotch and I just happen to slip a crack rock into her hand, then I will let whatever transpires transpire. Just circumstances. That’s all.
Nicole Richie Is Officially Off The Market
Feb 16th
Nicole Richie has been dating douche bag extraordinaire Joel Madden since December 2006 and since then they have had two children together. It is just a matter of time before they got hitched but I still think it would be cooler if Nicole would leave the house once in a while and fall down flat on her face wasted off her ass at a night club.
I love Nicole Richie so I hope she has a blast and the wedding will be an all out celebrity event so I will bring you the pics here when it occurs. I just hope they don’t try to keep the whole thing private cause that shit is boring. Will Paris Hilton be there? Yes. Will Lindsay Lohan be there? Fuck no. More deets as they come out this week.
Do It Right This Time!
Feb 15th
It is being reported on RadarOnline.com that Heidi Montag is going back to Playboy very soon and that she will strip and actually show us her goody bits this time. I think Hef is a fool for even considering her again after she ripped us off so harshly in 2009. But that fact that she has had multiple plastic surgeries since then and has a much, MUCH bigger rack now, I will forgive her.
The pic above is a before and after pic of Heidi Montag between two of her plastic surgeries but trust me, she is much hotter and much different looking now. I just hope it is one of those “racy” Playboy photo shoots where they show a lot of her downstairs if you know what I mean. Know what I mean? Huh huh? Nudge nudge. Wink wink. Yea, you know what I’m talking about.
