Simon Cowell Is Engaged
Simon Cowell must be bored with landing all kinds of tail and flashing around his millions of dollars because he has just made the decision to settle down. With who? A hotty named Mezhgan Hussainy. That is probably one of the weirdest names I have ever heard and will fit in nicely with Hollywood.
I gotta say, if I were a chick dating Simon Cowell, I would be nervous as fuck. One minute you are performing a sex act and then the next minute he is criticizing you to tears about how bad your performance was. This is not a situation I would want to be in if I were a girl. Anyway, congrats. I hope he has fun pounding the same badge for decades to come.
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