Nadya Suleman Thinks She Is Paris Hilton
Nadya Suleman, a.k.a. Octomom, was seen partying at a NYC night club last night until 2 A.M. bitch has 14 kids at home and she still finds a way to sneek out and have a good time. This reminds me of the scene in Knocked Up where the door man tells the girls at the door that they can’t have a bunch of old pregnant bitches running around.
I wish that same door man had been at the club last night. Not that Octomom is pregnant, but she is definitely old. And she definitely has no business being at a night club because if she drank just a few beers then she would have the gov’t. up her ass saying that she has an alcohol problem and that she should not be attending night clubs in the first place. Honestly though, if I saw her there I would hit on her.
Not so much cause she lost all her baby weight and has a good body now but because banging Nadya Suleman would kind of be a badge of honor. Also I am curious to see what a vagina looks like after queefing out 14 kids. I mean it has to be the worst in the world right? One would think.
Weekend links that have a curfew
Gwen Stefani is the MILF of the day- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Four people left American Idol last night- Daily Stab
Levi Johnston has to pay child support now- Geno’s World
Britney Spears is back to her old ugly self- IDLYITW
Lady GaGa ain’t got nothing on Courtney Love- popbytes
Wanna see the world’s most beautiful woman? Click here!- Celeb Jihad
Tiger Woods is addicted to drugs now too- yeeeah
Reese Witherspoon is in some tight pants- Drunken Stepfather
PETA has some awesome billboards- Amy Grindhouse
Selma Blair is still alive- IBBB
Chikeze got busted- notorious news










