Jennifer Love Hewitt turned 31 over the weekend and I guess she thought that she wasn’t getting any attention with her shitty little show The Ghost Whispererand banging that dipshit Jamie Kennedy so she decided to dress up in a Lady GaGa uniform. In public. I would still totally hit that shit but I have to knock off a few points from her hotness meter for wearing clothes that will be annoying to rip off of her.

I am sure Jennifer Love Hewitt will be a Lisa Rinna 2.0 and not get naked in any men’s magazine until she has wrinkles and sagging skin on her biceps. You gotta get naked when you’re young otherwise it is a waste of time. But you tell Jennifer Love Hewitt that and see what she says. “My boobies? You mean the thingys on my chest? You wanna see what? But that is my tinkle place. Get away from me. You have cooties.”