So this morning at 10 A.M. CT Tiger Woods held a press conference with a shit load of his friends and family and almost teared up when apologizing to the American public. He said that all questions that the media has to address to him to go ahead and NOT address them because what goes on from here on out is between him and his wife.

This was a very foolish move because it tempts people like me to publish every trashy rumor and speculate on hearsay that is being reported. I am a fan of golf but not a big enough fan to give a shit about Tiger’s feelings. From now on Tiger will attend golfing tours and be a fucking pariah to the other golfers. He also said he may return to golf in the next year but for the time being he is going back to sex rehab.

See? This is why people should not get married. Without a ring on his finger he would be allowed to chase all the tail that he wants but now that he “cheated” he will have to apologise over and over again and face scrutiny from the media and actually earn that pussy. Not the situation I would want to be in.