In case you haven’t heard, then you need to crawl out of the rock you live under, Tiger Woods is holding a press conference Friday to tell the world that he is a whore monger and wants to be looked at as a human, not a piece of meat or whatever. It took him 3 months to do this so he is still the pussy of pussies but at least people will get a chance to hear his side of the story.

Also, he will not be taking any questions during the conference so the public will still not get the answers we want so badly. If it takes me going to his golf tours and screaming questions at him when he tries to put then I will. I could care less about this guy’s feelings cause all he did was fuck a dozen chicks and cheat on his wife and by him not talking it makes it look 4,000 times worse than it is and makes men in general look bad. So FUCK YOU Tiger. I hope you break your elbow and have to retire from golf permanently.

Oh yea, and his wife will not be coming to the press conference. I bet that will make the little pussy cry.

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