Nick Cannon was at the Renaissance Hotel looking for sweet treats for Valentines day that he could share with his partner Mariah Carey the other day. That statement is true except for the whole “share” thing. He will spend hundreds on sweet and when he walks in the door Mariah will tackle him like an MVP line backer.

If he thinks candy will get him pussy then he seriously needs to rethink his strategy on love. Mariah will bog down that shit like it is diabetic meds after a coma. And I am sure she has had a couple of those in her life before. Anything to keep her off the stage and preventing a stage collapse makes me feel safer though. See? Nick Cannon is saving the world one sweet tart at a time!

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