Get It Right This Time
Heidi Montag posed for Playboy in 2009 and everyone was really let down when they found out that there would be no real nudity in it. Heidi has come to her sense and is in negotiations to be in Playboy again but this time show off her new breast implants. She just went broke making her cd and is being offered $500k from Playboy to bare all.
In many ways, Heidi Montag is the perfect girl. All she cares about is her looks so she will always be in shape and sexy. She is a little bit younger than me which is a bonus. She has DDD boobs now. And in the coming years she will be a millionaire again and can support me while I sit on the couch and watch porn sports. She just may be my favorite celebrity. A position that has not been coveted by many. Congrats Heidi. Now shows us those boobies!








