Hugh Hefner in his old age forgets a lot of things. Sometimes he forgets where he is, he forgets to wipe his butt and he forgets that he has a house load full of tail that he can tap at any given point at his discretion. He also forgets that Playboy is a public company and that regular people buy shares and count on Hugh to make the stock go up in value and make them a profit.

In 1999 the price of a share of stock in Playboy cost $36 a share. Now it is $3.14. With that being said, Playboy will go bankrupt sometime in the near future which is something I do not wanna see but it wouldn’t hurt to put some halfway decent looking chicks in the magazine now and then. Besides, everyone these days has the internet and can get their nudity fix that way and not all of them wanna shell out $ every month to join the Playboy cyber club. These are dark days indeed from Playboy. But I am sure they will bounce back. Once they find a new CEO.

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